That's right. I did it. I actually cleaned my office. This was a monumentous task, and it took me a good two weeks. In the meantime my collective sorted "goods" grew like prodigious mold all over the entire house. Every box had to be gone through, every item evaluated - and I ended up with two huge hefty bags of crap that - with great pains - I actually threw away.
It is important for you to know to that I have secret stashes and boxes of art "stuff" in every single room of my house, atop every flat surface, and still, my office was so full to the brim with overflowing boxes and bags and jumbles of junk - that - as I believe I have mentioned before in this blog - I literally could not walk across the floor. AND - my car usually contains some overflow. I kid you not. The car holds the stuff that I know - if I bring ("one more thing!") into the house - may be cause for the dissolution of my marriage. Oh, AND - did I mention my off site storage facility? Yep. Filled to the brim. I pay monthly rent on more SPACE just for my art supplies. It's true.
But none of that is ridiculous. After all I'll bet that some of you are in the same predicament as me, and if I know my collage and altered artists - those of you who aren't in the same position feel a bit of (completely unreasonable) envy. Why dont YOU have an offsite storage space? So what that it is completely full, and I can't remember what was at the bottom of it, and I can't be bothered to drive across town for some ribbon or scrap of who knows what - so really, it is just this mixed-media-artist-packrat-disease THING - the fact that I would rather PAY to store stuff that most likely I will never use or see again, than heaven forbid - toss a bit or bauble that may be EXACTLY what I am looking for to complete that assemblage piece I intend to create - s o m e d a y. Don't you wish you had that bit or bauble? Or ten thousand of them, like me? Wouldn't you sleep a little easier if you did? You see, that is the ridiculous part.
The truth is - in cleaning and sorting just what was in the house, I slept not a wink last night. So, in fact, my ten billion bits and baubles don't help one to sleep better - at all! That's right. I had to pull an all nighter to get ~ the charms in the charm bucket ~ and the water color tubes seperated from acrylics ~ and the acid free pens in one box, beside ~the colored pencils in another, and ~ the vintage text in a different cubby, than ~ the foreign text which needs to be in a different cubby than ~ the children's book pages, which of course should be beside ~ the dolls, although ~ the doll clothes really should be over near the fabric stash, and well, ~ you can see how one day turned into two into weeks and finally one twelve hour straight marathon cleaning session that, in the end, means that here I am, exhausted beyond belief, but incredibly - able to see the floor of my office! Hooray! It all started with a tiny little trail, two weeks ago, and now - who knew? I have carpet under my bare feet.
WOW!
Ok. I am so excited about this development, I had to write the above novella. An ode to my clean office. Tomorrow, I'll be teaching a workshop here at the house for some fellow Pleasanton Craft Mafia members - so I will have the camera out to capture us in all our giddy goofiness and I promise - I'll take pictures as proof that MY OFFICE IS CLEAN!!!!
In the meantime - speaking of pictures of houses - ooh! I am so excited. My wonderful friend Tiffany Jane Marshall agreed to do a fabulous cyber house tour of HER house (I am certain she never has to deal with the excess minutia problems that I do! Ha!) in time for ZNE's April (that's right, I'm on to April already! Catch up!) Shabby Chic launch at ZNE!
Her home tour will debut on the ZNE website on April 1rst (whenever I mention that date, I want to say - NO REALLY. Really. I mean it. Ha!) so be sure and be there! I hear that Tiffany is quite the hostess.
And in case you don't know her, let me tell you a little bit about my friend Tiffany.
I've known her for a couple years now. While I've never met her in person, she is still a dear friend to me. Tiffany has heard me complain and bemoan all kinds of silly things. She's known when my feelings have been hurt, when I have had health scares, and when babies have been born in my family. She is always supportive! She's busy of course - like so many other artists I know. Often times her expressions of support are quick and of few words - but her words are always sweet, on target, and go straight to my heart.
AND - Tiffany is an absolutely incredible artist! My house is filled with little treasures from Tiffany. She is the queen of glass glitter! I do have some favorites though. Like the "Welcome to ZNE" collage she created in 2005. LOVE IT! It hangs on the door to my office. (The door that now swings open all the way, may I add! Ha!) And also, my little "Variazione" tag. When ZNE was in its very first days, she sent this adorable little tag to me. To this day, I keep it taped to the top of my monitor. Isn't it purty?
And as if that weren't enough - she still sends me prezzies too! The other day I got a big 'ol package of gifties in the mail from her - and she enclosed a note saying that I could sell some of it, if I wanted - to help with ZNE promotional efforts.
Ha! Well, that's gonna be a tough one! I am supposed to give up this wonderful bunch of loot!?
Look! She even sent me a cherry magnet. Now that is a girl after my own heart.
Thanks Tiffany. I love you hon! And I can't wait to cyber play in your house, come April!
Ok. Well, that's about it for one day. I've got to pop over to ZNE - we've got some new members-a-knockin and I've got to open the doors. Plus, (shhh!) I still have to finish the agenda for the PCM workshop tomorrow. Oh no! And I think Adin needs his nappy changed. And what's that? Oh that's right. It's the lil' witchin hour - ie, time for the kids to come home from school! So, yeah - gotta run.
But picture this - I'll be running through, as in feet hitting the ground - my office!
So now it is your turn. Get out there and blaze a trail of your own today. And leave me a comment all you lurky-loos! I want to hear about your monumentous accomplishments. Happy Friday everyone!
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